A man was called to his lawyer's office.
"I have some bad news and some terrible news.
Which would you like first?" asked the lawyer.

"Give me the bad news first," replied the man.

"Your wife has found a picture worth at least a
million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously.
"Wow! I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

The lawyer looked at the man with a solemn look
on his face and said, "The terrible news is that
the picture is of you and your secretary."

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A man walks into a bar and asks the only other
person, "Can I buy you a drink?"

"Yes, please. That's very nice of you," says the
second man.

After a few minutes the second man asks,
"Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the first man.

The second man responds: "That's amazing!
I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round
to Ireland."

"Certainly," says the first man.

After ten minutes, the first man asks,
"Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," replies the second man..

"I can't believe it. Me too! Lets have another
round of drinks to Dublin."

"Certainly," says the second man.

After a few minutes the second man asks,
"Which school did you go too?"

"Saint Mary's", replies the first man.

"This is becoming unbelievable," the second
man says. "So did I! Let's have another drink
to St Mary's."

At that moment a third man came into the bar
and asked the barman, "What's happening?"

"Nothing much," replied the barman. "The
O'Malley brothers are getting drunk again!"